The world's (two) worst fishermen

Dave and Murray went sailing last weekend, and Dave caught this beautiful fish. Murray was very excited - he said this is the first Kingfish caught on his boat. It put up a terrific fight. But because it was below the legal minimum size of 75cm for a Kingi, we released it to live another day.

There is another theory. Some say this is not an undersize Kingi, it's a bloody great Kawhai, and we're damn fools for putting it back.



Murray's 2 year-old boy Mateusz clearly doesn't like fish. As soon as this Kingwhai got on board, he raced to the bow of the boat and sat there, refusing to come back.